Clueless, or: How I Learned to Stop Being a Selfish Prick and Love a Capsicle - Chapter 1 - withthepilot - The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe [Archive of Our Own]

http://archiveofourown.org/works/435113/chapters/738828



Okay, so you're probably thinking, This guy seems like a total douche. You're half right. But seriously, I'm a completely normal teenager. A normal genius-billionaire-philanthropist-playboy teenager. Who goes to a school for government agents and superheroes in training. Every morning, I get up, trim my goatee, take a shot of Jack Daniels (which Ke$ha totally stole from me, by the way), and pick out my school clothes. A Clueless AU, starring Tony Stark.

Four (Or Five) Reasons for Kidnapping Tony Stark - Chapter 1 - scifigrl47 - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]

http://archiveofourown.org/works/391599/chapters/642784



There are four reasons for kidnapping Tony Stark. Tony's sick of all of them. Well, there's potentially a fifth, but it's highly unlikely that Captain America will suddenly fulfill THAT fantasy. Tony's deeply disappointed about that. Steve Rogers, as always, is oblivious. At least, that is, until someone who isn't him kidnaps Tony. Then he's just pissed.